Get your computer to tell you it loves you...

Type in anything and it will convert it into a wav (sound) file for you to listen to. If you're a bit lonely you can get your computer to say things to you.

I personally tried: "fuck minge cunt bastard fanny dick willy shit arse knob and poo" (She says poo really well....I suggest you try it!) Listen to it here...Not sure if I'm breaking any rules here..

Try it...(Use the english woman, she's the best):

AT&T Natural Voices - Demos (Interactive)

My journey home every night...

  
My journey home (well...some of it) in [small] pictures. Starting with the tube...then being held up in the tube tunnels due to overcrowding...then Tower Gateway DLR station...then I walk a bit of the way home (I don't have to, but it's about the only exercise I get!)...Down the Thames riverside walk...to home. Interesting stuff? No? Well, I suppose you're right.

Apologies...

Firstly, does anyone check this web site regularly for updates? I doubt there is anyone that does, but if there is - sorry for not updating it ever. It's not like I don't have enough time to update it. Apart from going to work, I don't actually do anything else. But that's the problem you see...Because I don't do anything, I don't actually have anything to talk about.
 
I've got a new phone now (sonyericsson P900 if anyone's interested) so I can start taking pictures again and hopefully I'll get some that are good enough to stick on here - I tried to take a picture of a fox the other day (it was standing a few feet away from me in the morning) but by the time I actually managed to get my phone out of my pocket it had buggered off...Inconsiderate little blighter! 

 
But don't be expected any major updates or anything. I'm trying to save money at the moment and thus won't be going anywhere special or doing anything interesting for a while (I bought some new shoes in Lewisham today...That's as good as it gets I'm afraid!).

So anyway... I'll try my best!

(By the way, people have been visiting my web site this month from locations including Papua New Guinea, Mauritius, Colombia and Mexico!! Someone even did a search for "fucking on the isle of wight" and found my blog!).

Things That Annoy me...

Lots of things annoy me. Anybody who knows me will know how many things annoy me. In fact, most things annoy me. I tend to grumble about things quite often. So much so in fact, that when I was a kid my family's nickname for me was 'Whinge'. But anyway, here is a list (not at all comprehensive) of some of the things that currently annoy/irritate me:
• Why, when you drop something off the side of your bed does it fall under the bed and never away from it?
• Pirate Radio Stations – Why do people with bad tastes in music (Rap, Hip Hop and all such shit) think that other people want to hear it with their shitty pirate radio stations – Hazard FM? Hot FM? Crap.
• Chavs – Always annoy me. Wearing football tops, adidas tracksuits, ‘popup’ trousers etc should be banned.
• TV – It’s shit.
• Britain – Shitty weather, ugly people, rude people etc etc.
• Everything else.

Claire...

No...I don't get any money when you visit my site! (I do capture your bank account details and do a brief search for porn on your PC though..You shouldn't leave pictures of yourself in such obvious places!