The thing I hate about 'news'...

What the hell does this mean..???



"Investigators said the driver, Ryujiro Takami, may have been trying to make up time after overrunning a station platform by 40m.

The operator, West Japan Railway, has confirmed that the train was running late.

Mr Takami is believed to be still on the train, but has failed to respond to attempts to contact him."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/4487001.stm

"A uniformed man believed to be the train driver, Ryujiro Takami, 23, has been spotted still in the driver's seat, but rescuers have been unable to get to him. He has not responded to rescue workers' calls, they said."

http://www.japantoday.com/e/?content=news&cat=&id=335311

Is he dead? Is he walking around the train hiding from poeple?

Today is very sad day.

The legend that is John Mills has died. Today should be a national day of mourning!

I urge you all to have a drink in memory of him...An ice cold Carlsberg should do it...

Aliens....!!!!

I'm not normally alarmist, but it appears that Aliens have landed in London. Course, I'm not all that alarmed anyway, judging by the look of their spaceship they seem like nice aliens. And small. Small and Nice aliens...what more could we ask for.

This video is proof. Actual proof. Fact.

http://www.bathers.f2s.com/blog/Spaceship.wmv

(Thanks to Naomi for the video...I'm far too scared to go this close to it).

"I'm going to sexually mollest your dog"

At least some Americans have a sense of humour...even if their courts don't!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/film/4459943.stm

No peeing half way for this guy...

Look....It's Leicester (Barclay to the rest of you) running the Canberra Marathon!



He came in in 626th place at a time of 4:27:27. Is that good or bad? I have no idea.

Who should I vote for?

Your expected outcome:

Green

Your actual outcome:

	Labour 18
	Conservative 19
Liberal Democrat -26
	UK Independence Party 9
Green -13

You should vote: Conservative

The Conservative Party is strongly against joining the Euro and against greater use of taxation to fund public services. The party broadly supported the Iraq war and backs greater policing and ID cards. The Tories are against increasing the minimum wage above the rate of inflation, and have committed to abolishing university tuition fees. They support 'virtual vouchers' for private education.

Take the test at Who Should You Vote For

hmmm...

Not sure why I'm posting this. But here is a picture of a chocolate doughnut I've just eaten. It's probably the most unhealthy thing I've eaten in ages. And that's depressing.

My teeth hurt now. Is that a good sign?

Mikey-B eats this kind of thing for breakfast!

...About time

I notice someone has finally entered a search string on google just for me. Thanks kids.

Although maybe something better than "bathers to read this" next time?

Poor Bastards

Look at these poor bastards queuing outside my office waiting to see some TV show being filmed. What you can't see in the picture is that these people are having to choose whether to protect themselves against the hailstones (by putting up the umreballa) or protect themselves against the lightning (but not putting up their umbrella).

There was a cute girl who was without umbrella who was trying to look cool...Well done to the nice lady in the queue who offered her part of her umbrella.

Annoying this is though, with them stood outside the office, I can't pick my nose like I would normally. [Edit: Annoying this is? If I was a Star Wars fan then I might say this sounded a bit like Yoda...but I'm not, so I won't).

Monkey porn!!!!

Fan-bloody-tastic. This is the kind of article I want to read...none of that shitty politics rubbish!

http://www.abc.net.au/science/news/enviro/EnviroRepublish_1298389.htm

Do monkeys like human porn? Obviously there are some humans out there who like animal [monkey] porn...So maybe there are monkeys that like human porn?