Got a dirty field? Worry no more

Field Cleaner?

Like I was ever in with a chance anyway..

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/music/4632989.stm

(Yes, I know I'm 23 and I should know better. But it's got to be better than liking Jordan or Kelly Brook or Britney Spears...hasn't it? Balls to you, the lot of you!)

Glastonbury

Watching Glastonbury on the telly while sober is bloody depressing, but at least you get to see Jo Whiley wearing a cowboy hat.

Is this the way to Amarillo

For those of who are interested, a new 'videos' section has been added to my web site to house all of the videos that I've taken on my digital camera (and the ones I will be taking).

The section also includes the now legendary Jonesey rendition of "Is this the way To Amarillo". Much better than anything those soldiers can come up with!!


Follow this link....

Wow....

http://gprime.net/video.php/foxoncanada

(see previous post regarding Americans for a suitable title)

The internet is actually rather frightening

Being the vain person that I am I quite often conduct 'vanity searches' on google.com - this is where you search for your own name and see what comes up.

I normally only do this with web sites but I thought I would try the 'groups' search within Google.

Shit, it's bloody frightening. Stuff that I wrote when I was a spotty teenager that didn't know any better is still there! Doesn't this stuff ever get deleted? Where is all this shit stored?

I don't remember writing most of the shit, but it's certainly very interesting to have a look back over the stuff - and see what answers have been provided since I last checked.

Bloody scary, that's what it is. I think it's about time I stopped using my real name on the net...but something tells me the damage has already been done.

Sexism in the workplace

I'm sure this is a common rant at this time of year, but I just need to mention it. Why is it that women get to wear what they want in an office? Us blokes get no choice on what we wear. We have to wear a shirt and trousers and sometimes even a tie and jacket. Women, on the other hand can wear a short skirt/shorts and a nice and cool vest top. We have to sit on the tube sweating like mad while women get to sit there all cool and comfortable. Some might say the reason is because women don't do important jobs so don't need to dress up. I wouldn't agree with this because I have to wear a shirt and trousers and do the most unimportant job in the world.

Some blokes will say that they don't mind wearing a shirt, but they are just twats. Nobody is comfortable in a work shirt and trousers. And what the fuck is a tie for? Who the hell thought that dangling a piece of silk from your neck would look smart. Society stinks. Nobody questions anything. Everybody questions 'new' things (such as technology) but nobody ever turns around to question tradition!

I would say that 95% of the world's (working) population never actually takes a moment to step back and think "what the hell is going on". Why are so many people so content with shit? Why do people go to work every day, do some work [for someone else], then go home and think this is all perfectly normal?

I'm in a fucking bad mood today. There are currently over 100,000 people enjoying themselves in Glastonbury today, and I'm stuck in a fucking office. Now you may ask why I'm not at Glastonbury...The fact of the matter is that I currently have less than £7 to my name and couldn't have afforded it even if I had managed to get a ticket..Nott that I would have because now Britain is full of chavs who have moved away from dance and pop music and suddenly think rock is cool. As much as I hate dance music, please, someone bring it back so that the chavs have something else to listen to again.

Sexual equality?

Killing an Arab

If you were promoting a Turkish music festival and had "The Cure" playing...would you really give a free sample of their song "Killing and Arab".

Getting 'abreast' of space flight.

Fantastic artist's interpretation I think:



BBC NEWS Science/Nature Cosmos 1: Sailing on sunlight

Fucking Yanks...

I think I've used the title before, but what hell. I like it.

Now, Sliding doors is a pretty crappy rom-com style movie. I don't like it but one thing that has always intrigued me is where the "diner" is that they visit all the time (a classic American trailer style diner that is supposed to be in London somewhere).

Having tried looking for the location of the thing on the internet, I found this:
http://centerstage.net/stumped/reviews/sliding-doors.shtml

And I quote:
Paul Reiser hit is on the head when he said "Tea and the Beatles" were the only good things the British had sent toward America. I didn't mind the English colloquialisms like "chutes" for subway, or "loo" for bathroom, but the decision to cast lesser known British actors with heavy British/Scottish accents, like John Hannah (the young, gay guy in Four Weddings and a Funeral) that makes each sentences an adventure in comprehension is beyond me. Setting a film in Britain with British actors, or American actresses faking a British accent, virtually assures the director that it will not succeed in main stream American society; there just isn't anything to which we can relate.

What the hell is a "chute"? Don't you mean 'tube'? Knob! (That's a British term that means 'Cock', but then you probably don't know what that means either do you? How about 'cunt' or 'shithead'?).

Crying, while eating

This is probably the weirdest web site I have ever seen (that I'm able to look at at work anyway!

Crying, while eating

Bored. Nothing to write. Here's a video....

(it's of a flying dog, nothing else).

http://www.bathers.f2s.com/blog/flyingdog.wmv (1.03mb)