"Scott Blauvelt is an American with a disability"

He's in the office alone, he's had a long day...so why not get it all off his chest!

http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/10/11/prosecutor.indecency.ap/index.html

Surely it's not indecent if nobody else is there? (does a tree falling in a forest with nobody there to hear it make a noise?!).